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February 13th, 2015:

The Islamic State has ultimately solved the smoking problem, by beheading a nicotine addict

Ekaterina Blinova — The Islamic State has found its own way of fighting tobacco addiction, severing the smoker’s head from his body.

Referring to strict Sharia norms, the Islamic State has imposed restrictions on tobacco, alcohol and marijuana use, labeling these acts as “sinful.” The ISIL Preaching Office reportedly qualified smoking as a “slow suicide,” adding that it results in both “financial and health damages.”

“Every smoker should be aware that with every cigarette he smokes in a state of trance and vanity is disobeying God,” the statement said.